Love Notes to Trader Joe
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Trader Joe,
I’m so sorry for my lack of love letters lately. You know I still have a love for you. I visited last weekend and found that you now carry something that I love almost as much as I love you. Your low-fat bran muffins are to die for!
All of the muffins are amazing and I never feel guilty eating them! You know how much I love muffins, especially ones that are good for me!
Can’t wait to see you next week!
Love,
Me
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Hello my love, Trader Joe-
You sure know how to keep things exciting in our relationship. Not only did you move just down the block from me, but you also know just what to stock up on each time I visit.
This week while searching for something new to try, I stumbled upon your Eggplant Hummus. Finally, someone has enough sense to make a hummus with a great taste, creamy texture and low in fat. Gosh, I think you’re a genius!
See you this weekend ;)
Your Love,
Me
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Hey Mr. Lover Lover,
I loved you long time today Mr. Trader Joe. It had been way too long without your love, so I made sure to spend some extra time with you on this lovely day.
Amongst my many new discoveries with you this afternoon, I also stocked up on some old favorites like your Fat-Free Spicy Black Bean Dip. I probably snack on this almost everyday!
Can’t wait to tell you about all the amazing things I found while visiting you!
With love,
Me
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Howdy Cowboy Joe,
So I’m definitely diggin’ this new cowboy side of you! I stumbled upon your Spicy Ranchero Egg White Salad and I near fell over. I’m not sure if this is an alter-ego of yours, but I’m definitely lovin’ it!
Come see me again soon cowboy! Giddy up!
Love,
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Hello My Love…Hello,
As if you didn’t know how much I loved you, I stopped by to see you twice this weekend. Obsessed? Maybe. But it’s only because I think you’re just wonderful, Trader Joe!
I’ve been meaning to thank you for having my most favorite chocolate treat around when I come to visit. These little pieces of heaven send a party straight to my mouth whenever I pop them in! Salty, crunchy and a delish rich dark chocolate coating makes me weak in the knees.
Love you always!
Your love,
Me
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Trader Jose,
It was great seeing you today mi amor! It felt like it had been an eternity since we last saw each other. I have to say, it’s been hard keeping away from you for so long. But today, just like always, you impress me with your new goodies!
You near had me doing backflips for this one Trader Joe! Combining two of my favorite dips was an incredible idea!
Estoy en amor con usted!
Mucho Amor!
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Dearest TJ,
I’m sorry that my love letters stopped for a few weeks. I promise I wasn’t cheating on you with another lover. But, now that I’m all yours again, I just want to thank you for surprising me with a treat when I visited last.
These Dried Pomegranate Seeds are divine! Crunchy, sweet and oh so addicting! Can’t wait for our next rendezvous!
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Hello my Love,
It’s been ages since I’ve had the chance to write to you. I’m sure you’ve missed me terribly. I promise I haven’t been cheating on you with Ralph or Jon.
When I came to visit the other day, I stumbled upon your Fat-Free Vanilla Meringues. These airy treats fill me with so much joy, just like you. When I’m feeling a little frisky, I dip them in melted chocolate ;)
Love Always,
Me
