Trader Joe,
I’m so sorry for my lack of love letters lately. You know I still have a love for you. I visited last weekend and found that you now carry something that I love almost as much as I love you. Your low-fat bran muffins are to die for!
All of the muffins are amazing and I never feel guilty eating them! You know how much I love muffins, especially ones that are good for me!
Can’t wait to see you next week!
Love,
Me

Hello my love, Trader Joe-
You sure know how to keep things exciting in our relationship. Not only did you move just down the block from me, but you also know just what to stock up on each time I visit.
This week while searching for something new to try, I stumbled upon your Eggplant Hummus. Finally, someone has enough sense to make a hummus with a great taste, creamy texture and low in fat. Gosh, I think you’re a genius!
See you this weekend ;)
Your Love,
Me
Hey Mr. Lover Lover,
I loved you long time today Mr. Trader Joe. It had been way too long without your love, so I made sure to spend some extra time with you on this lovely day.
Amongst my many new discoveries with you this afternoon, I also stocked up on some old favorites like your Fat-Free Spicy Black Bean Dip. I probably snack on this almost everyday!
Can’t wait to tell you about all the amazing things I found while visiting you!
With love,
Me
Dearest TJ,
I’m sorry that my love letters stopped for a few weeks. I promise I wasn’t cheating on you with another lover. But, now that I’m all yours again, I just want to thank you for surprising me with a treat when I visited last.
These Dried Pomegranate Seeds are divine! Crunchy, sweet and oh so addicting! Can’t wait for our next rendezvous!
My dearest TJ,
My apologies for my long absence. I promise I wasn’t cheating on you with Ralph or Jon. But, now that you’re back in my life, I just want to say that you’ve been stocking up on some goodies that are truly a sign of your love.
The new Mini Hold the Cone Ice Cream Cones are a delish way to end my evening. They may be mini, but they are the perfect way to satisfy my sweet tooth.
I can’t wait to tell you more about the things I love!
Love,
Me